My Thoughts While Shopping.

Today the Canadian was leaving my house with Roommate riiiiight as I got home from work. She wanted to go shopping since her dollar is currently higher than ours. Damn Canadians (joke!). I couldn't resist looking at new shiny things so I opted to go with.

I am trying my hardest with this blog to be direct without being flat-out rude, but today, I just can't resit.

Shoppers, you are DISGUSTING.

Disgusting evil piglets, all of you. (Okay, in reality, you are not all disgusting... it just feels that way sometimes.) I am unsure what is SO difficult about trying a pair of shoes on and then picking them back up and placing them back where you found them! Why is it that when you see someone desperately trying to clean up a department you feel the need to trash it more? Oh! And I HATE you destructive individuals who rip open socks for sale like they are your personal try-on socks... and then don't bother buying them, just leave them laying around everywhere.

Sometimes in different departments.

Side thought: something that has always puzzled me is how a person can reach adulthood and not be able to figure out how to put a pair of shoes back into a box.

Okay, enough rage for tonight.

One of my co-workers posted this tonight, and I loved it. Some are cute, some are words of wisdom. Enjoy!

ONE: Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO: Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE: Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR: When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE: When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX: Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN: Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT: Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE: Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN: In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.

ELEVEN: Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE: Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN: When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN: Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN: Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN: When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN: Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN: Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN: When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY: Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE: Spend some time alone.